Hey, You. We’re Glad You Made It.
If you’re here, I’m sure you have a good reason. Maybe you’re tired of getting tossed into the deep end of the Internet without a life preserver. Maybe you’re tired of paying outrageous prices for audio services the deliver only mediocre results. Either way, and whatever your needs, you’ve come to the right place. Pull up a chair. We need to talk.
Welcome to Windhaven Network. This is where all your twisted dreams of Internet domination can come true. See, you don’t know it yet, but you’ll soon learn that you can trust me to build that better bomb you’ve dreamed of. It’s what I do. Would the spiritual leader of a squirrel army lie to you? I think not!
At this point in our conversation, someone would traditionally begin to B.S. you and insist that they offer services that no one else offers, or that they’re better than competitors. Let’s face it, there are a lot of options out there. I’m not arrogant enough to believe I’m necessarily the most viable option for your needs. No solution or service is one-size-fits-all. But I do know one thing. I am someone who knows your real-world frustrations. Most of what I do I learned how to do out of necessity, the hard way, because I couldn’t afford to hire someone else to do it. I learned all this in real-world scenarios, and I’m convinced that I can help you.
My name is Wicasta. Let’s talk.